Call the fashion police

As I sit at the airport
in Kathmandu
I gaze at the foreigners
and wonder what to do

I almost feel embarrassed
for the foreign race
as they sport all manner
of trekking wear
like their trekking off to space

Oversized lenses
draping round their neck
new polished trekking boots
ready for the trek

Socks and rubber sandals
call the fashion police
because no-one should walk around
in that monotone fleece.